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1. Gel 2. Spritz 3. Wig 4. "Lee Press on Nails" 5.Gold lip liner 6."Gold digga Earrings" 7. Beauty Supply flip-flops 8.Blunt Wraps 9.A bottle of "Old Irish Rose" 10.Tracphone | |
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1. Yacky weave 2. 40oz bottle of OE malt liquor 3.Some swishers 4.Bag a weed 5. The flower power beauty supply flip flops 6. some dollar store body spray 7. Some Rainbow clothing is a must! LOL 8. Some stanky body oils 9. The shiny beauty supply lip gloss 10. And last but not least somebody elses man : ) | |
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LOL! You were so on point! | |
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LOL! Lana...I think I have rubbed off on you-lol! | |
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I know : ) | |
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Member Posts: 5 |
I've been hearin bout them 4 years!!! | |
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Cuz, u craaaaaaaaazy... | |
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1. Food stamps 2. Stank ass attitude 3. Blue/yellow/orange/pink wig 4. Spare pair of dirty drawers 5. Jeans that show shitty ass-crack 6. $4.50 for fine dining at McDonald's 7. Court date 8. 5 baby daddies 9. Back stage pass to a Jim Jones/Flavor Flav concert 10. And last, but not least, an invitation to The Maury Show | |
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Member Posts: 1 | 1. NEON COLORED PLASTIC JEWELRY 2. BROWN HAIR GEL 3. AN UMBRELLA STROLLER 4. A FAKE GUCCI PURSE 5. BLUE CONTACT LENSES 6. BAND-AIDS (TO COVER UP THE BROKEN ACRYLIC NAILS) 7. A BUS PASS 8. A BLACK & MILD 9. A PREPAID CELL PHONE 10.A BABY'S DADDY | |
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LMAO!!! | |
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Member Posts: 5 |
1. Loud, smart ass mouth 2. Double-mint gum to pop 3. Cognac and Malt Liquor 4. EBT card 5. Cell phone @ bus stop 6. Stroller on bus 7. Cheap perfume 8. Cheap heels 9. Pregnant with tight t-shirt on. | |
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1 . Newports and a lighter 2. Couple of niggas numbers in purse 3. Fake hair and debt collection notices 4. Rubbers/ birth control pills/ a shot/ I.U.D 5. Sec 8/ Public aid/ W.I.C. appointments 6 .Boost Mobile no contract phone 7. 35cent bag of flaming hot chips/ doritos with cheese or hot sauce/pop 8. Bus Cards, Coupons, and Vouchers 9. Pain Pills and Antibiotics 10. Child Support/ Babysitting/ Social Security Checks | |
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Member Posts: 6 | 1.EBT card (somehow overdrawn) 2.A 'freaked' black and mild stuffed with weed 3. A minimum of 3 kids 4. A broken bootleg dvd of The Players Club, starring her idol, 'Diamond' 5. A fake i.d with a name with a bunch of 'silent' letters 6. A chirp phone with no minutes 7. The weed mans number 8. A gurtle in her purse, just incase she has an urge to boost something 9. A colorful manicure with the corner left index finger and the corner right thumb melted a little from trying to get the last, last hit of the roach 10. hoop earings that reach her shoulder's 11. A lip piercing with the screw on stop missing 12-17. A nose, tongue, eyebrow, bellybutton, clit and nipple piercing 18.12 Tattoos, and 4 of them are her ex's names 19. A broken single cigarette 20. blow pop sucker 21. Hot cheetos 22. A capri sun 23. A rat tail comb (stuck in the back of her head or in her pocket) 23. A sharpee for her eyebrows 24. Thick ass knock off 'MAC' lipglass 25. A Huggies pamper, size 4 26. Baby oil 27. A wine cooler 28. Newborn Jordan's tied at the shoelace | |
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Member Posts: 6 | 29. A scarf 30. House shoes with a backwards 'LV' sign or orange slip on sandles she somehow got from the king county jail 31. A razor blade 32. Another sharpee so she can let her presence be known on the bustop glass window 33. An unfinished Wendy's job application 34. Her son's lunch money 35. Her daughter's piggy bank money 36. A brochure for Job Core 37. A bra full of ones 38. A blonde lace wig with the Frankenstein hairline 39. A babyphat backpack purse she got from Mid-K beauty supply store 40. A demo cd 41. A tape of her favorite songs she recorded off the radio 42. Luster's pink lotion and some blue magic grease 43. Cocoa butter 44. Victoria's Secret 'Love Spell' scent in the 'oil' form, named 'Spell of Love' | |
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Member Posts: 6 | 29. A scarf 30. House shoes with a backwards 'LV' sign or orange slip on sandles she somehow got from the king county jail 31. A razor blade 32. Another sharpee so she can let her presence be known on the bustop glass window 33. An unfinished Wendy's job application 34. Her son's lunch money 35. Her daughter's piggy bank money 36. A brochure for Job Core 37. A bra full of ones 38. A blonde lace wig with the Frankenstein hairline 39. A babyphat backpack purse she got from Mid-K beauty supply store 40. A demo cd 41. A tape of her favorite songs she recorded off the radio 42. Luster's pink lotion and some blue magic grease 43. Cocoa butter 44. Victoria's Secret 'Love Spell' scent in the 'oil' form, named 'Spell of Love' | |
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haha hell naw this is some funny shit. Check out a video I did about noticing the symptoms of hoodratdom! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0doo2PV4igk If this aint real, what is? haha | |
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